B: So I hear I have to buy you something when Ava is born.
R: Yes.
B: I have picked out your "Push" gift.
R: "Push" gift? Ok....I'm hoping for something sparkley.
B: Ummmm, how about I pay to have granite put down in our master bathroom, it can be sparkley?
R: NO. The point of this gift is not to benefit "us". You have been able to do whatever you want over the last 9 months while I have been building a baby. No granite, no tile, no vacuum cleaner, no lawn mower.
B: But I've had to put up with you for the last 9 months!
Skip to scene 5 minutes later:
Blake on the sofa, me comfy in the bed with the dogs
B: (Calling from downstairs) Sparkley it is! Can I come back to bed now?
Wednesday, June 23, 2010
Tuesday, June 15, 2010
Are you worried?
R: What are you the most nervous about having Ava in 2 weeks?
B: I'm not nervous at all.
R: Even with things like SIDS out there, you're not worried?
B: Why worry about something you can't prevent?
R: There are a lot of things you can do to lower your chances.....do you know what SIDS stands for?
B: (thinking very hard for at least 2 minutes) "Sick Infant Disorder".
R: You are missing another S!
B: "Super Sick Infant Disorder"
B: I'm not nervous at all.
R: Even with things like SIDS out there, you're not worried?
B: Why worry about something you can't prevent?
R: There are a lot of things you can do to lower your chances.....do you know what SIDS stands for?
B: (thinking very hard for at least 2 minutes) "Sick Infant Disorder".
R: You are missing another S!
B: "Super Sick Infant Disorder"
Tuesday, June 1, 2010
Target
R: We need to take all the duplicates from the baby showers back to Target.
B: Ok.
After returning all of the items we have about $300 on a Target Giftcard
B: Why don't I just put that in my wallet to keep it safe.
R: HAHA! Um, no. Give it to me and I'll put it in my wallet so when we need something for Ava we have it.
B: Ava already has everything she needs.
R: What about diapers?
B: We have plenty.
R: Define plenty.
B: She has enough to last her at least for 3 or 4 months.
R: How many diapers is that?
B: 100.
R: That's not really enough at all.
B: We'll have more money when she needs diapers and there are things we need now from Target.
R: Like what?
B: A new grill.
R: No.
B: A new TV.
R: No.
B: You're already just like a mom saying no all the time.
B: Ok.
After returning all of the items we have about $300 on a Target Giftcard
B: Why don't I just put that in my wallet to keep it safe.
R: HAHA! Um, no. Give it to me and I'll put it in my wallet so when we need something for Ava we have it.
B: Ava already has everything she needs.
R: What about diapers?
B: We have plenty.
R: Define plenty.
B: She has enough to last her at least for 3 or 4 months.
R: How many diapers is that?
B: 100.
R: That's not really enough at all.
B: We'll have more money when she needs diapers and there are things we need now from Target.
R: Like what?
B: A new grill.
R: No.
B: A new TV.
R: No.
B: You're already just like a mom saying no all the time.
Will you marry me?
With 28 days left until Miss Ava makes her arrival, I am unable to wear my wedding ring anymore.
B: Where's your wedding ring?
R: I put it at your mother's house so I dont' lose it.
B: Why aren't you wearing it?
R: My hands are too swollen to wear it anymore.
B (quiet for a couple of minutes as he digests this): Does that mean I don't have to do what you say anymore?
B: Where's your wedding ring?
R: I put it at your mother's house so I dont' lose it.
B: Why aren't you wearing it?
R: My hands are too swollen to wear it anymore.
B (quiet for a couple of minutes as he digests this): Does that mean I don't have to do what you say anymore?
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